Mother Nature Endorses Gore for President

Surely, now that's a note-worthy headline if ever there was one...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Vice President Al Gore has been endorsed for President — by Mother Nature herself!

“Al Gore will be our next president, if I have anything to say about it,” Mother Nature told Weekly World News. “More than any other non-candidate, Mr. Gore has shown that he has the planet’s best interests at heart. I mean, who else could take a power point presentation and turn it into an Academy Award-winning film about global warming?

“I backed Gore in 2000, and we all know what happened then,” Mother Nature said. “I’m not making any threats, but need I remind Florida at the onset of hurricane season — it’s not wise to fool Mother Nature twice?”

Taken from the Weekly World News, which is sadly closing down